no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
