All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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