I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
