Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Actions speak louder than pants.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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