Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
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why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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