Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Randomize
