yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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