Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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