herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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