school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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