All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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