go do what you do best...puke behind churches
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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