it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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