We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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