Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i barfeds in our rink
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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