You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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