is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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