when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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