he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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