ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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