Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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