S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.