there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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