For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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