Don't you send me to vm
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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