This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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