is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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