He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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