This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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