the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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