I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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