I wish life had little blips of pornography
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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