He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
How does one acquire holy water?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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