is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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