We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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