I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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