Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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