When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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