so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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