I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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