Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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