ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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