I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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