shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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