bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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