final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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