I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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