I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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