ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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