it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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