That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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