you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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