We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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