she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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