Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
