im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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